I am just a big girl. You all had your sneaking suspicions
what with my favourite colour being pink, having a JLS poster in my room and
being a massive fan of Glee. Yesterday confirmed it though. I finally went to
the Galleria to buy a new coat because I ripped the old one when pulling it on (a
typical ‘Wheelchair Boy’ problem) and the hole was getting slightly ridiculous.
The reason I must be a lady in disguise is the amount of time I spent in one
small shop. Any other man would enter the shop, pick up a coat, maybe try it on
and then pay. But not me.
There were only a small section of jackets and I dismissed
most of them because I did not like the buttons (even though I already own
clothes with that style) or I thought the tag on the shoulder would break
easily (it would because it was a security purposes, not for decoration). Just
like a woman, I had my blonde moment, which I thought I’d share so people can
have a good laugh at my expense. After narrowing it down to 2, I had a decision
to make but instead of being a man about it, I took the easy option and went
for both.
I then changed my mind about the buttons and began to
consider a third coat but it is supposedly nearly summer so 2 are more than
enough. Just before I got to the till, a mannequin wearing a body warmer caught
my eye. I deliberated (hard and long) whether to purchase but the £40 price tag
ended my interest. I finally got out of there after an hour of indecisiveness,
which put my gender in doubt.
Today, I realised that I must be a man. Not from simply
looking down below but how I was acting whilst having my haircut. Fair enough,
I do go to a salon, which may seem feminine but would a girl just sit there
surveying the room and rating all the women out of 10. I don’t know how women
have a good gossip when they are having a hair cut. I just love to sit there in
my own bubble without striking up conversation. Call me unsociable but I prefer
it that way. I find it quite relaxing.
I know that there is only a few days left of voting for my
blog in the Big Blog Exchange but what has annoyed me is the fact that I have
nearly 2.000 followers on Twitter and over 800 friends on Facebook but have
only managed 335 votes, not even an 1/8th of my social network
contacts. Please ignore this if you are a genuine person who likes me and has
helped. I’ve said this so many times but I truly do appreciate it.
http://www.bigblogexchange.org/blog/72005
http://www.bigblogexchange.org/blog/72005
Bye for now!
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